I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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