I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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