so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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