so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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