Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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