It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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