I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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