just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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