do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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