3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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