we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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