He kissed a someone with a penis
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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