He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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