Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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