so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
