And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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