In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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