Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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