just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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