I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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