Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just puked most of my soul out..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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