Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
