He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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