real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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