hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
