Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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