hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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