butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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