yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he thought i was a dude.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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