I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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