What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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