are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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