i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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