i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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