I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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