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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture

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(404): View more from Georgia

I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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(305): View more from Florida

once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away

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(313): View more from Michigan

I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious

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(631): View more from New York

Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."

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That text took me 10 minutes.

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(305): View more from Florida

I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?

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