god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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