We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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