They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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