So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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