I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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