woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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