Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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