It's Friday. Sex?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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