I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
