As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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