If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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