i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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