He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
