WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you win again, gameday.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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